The power to shrink to your own size.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to blink 19 times a second

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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lol

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Being Yianni.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!