The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!