The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Taekwondo

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!