The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to remove the power within.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!