The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!