The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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THe power too spel.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!