the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to be able to blow air

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!