The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to eat ass.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to waste money

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!