The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to command belgium's military

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!