the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to summon unspendable money

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to have bad luck!

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to zap people but only yourself

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!