Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

thumb_up thumb_down +57

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

thumb_up thumb_down +160

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to die using your willpower.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to sing but your mute

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

thumb_up thumb_down +191

The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to (place useless super power here)

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power to remember th...

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to turn into a lamp once.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

thumb_up thumb_down +382

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to smell through your arse.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The ability to see through shallow water.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

thumb_up thumb_down +170

the power to milk cows with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +190

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!