The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power of words

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the power to in power your self

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!