the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!