The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Death at will

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!