The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to see through glass

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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Really bendy thumbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!