......................................... delayed reaction man

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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A good Kisser

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!