ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Death at will

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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yo mama

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!