The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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power to age faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!