The power to be HUMAN

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to become demented

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!