The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to only see glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!