The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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vomitspit

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to command belgium's military

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The power to have a black president

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to like justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!