The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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power to eat chicken raw!

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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To shit bricks.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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the power to predict the past

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power of learning

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the ability to die on command

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!