The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!