the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to not see ads

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to count from A to purple

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the power to instantly die

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!