the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to vote

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!