The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!