The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to see the present.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The ability to eat your own face

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!