The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to troll.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!