The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to see air

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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power to breathe

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The power to to think less

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!