The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Aweonao

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power of women's rights.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Grass eating

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!