The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!