The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to have no power.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!