the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to not Waste time

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to beathe

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!