The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to lock open doors

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!