The power of making toast land butter-side up

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!