The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to have a power.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to spell backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!