The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!