The power to understand math.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!