The power to see through air.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to have a power

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!