the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to fart inwards.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to jerk off

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!