The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to breathe

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!