the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to meme 20% harder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!