The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to suck your own dick

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!