The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!