The power to read your own thoughts.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!