The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!