The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to write a country song

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!