The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to shit brix

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!