The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!