The power to Google "Google".

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to become a JELLY

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!