- Pointless Super Powers

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to dickfart.

the ability to jump like a white man

the power to toast bread without a toaster

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

the power to be able to blow air

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to live until you die.

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

the power to die

the power to make elton john gay

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!