The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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the powre to spel

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!