The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to murder rocks.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to create powers

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!