The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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To be able to summon old people

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!