The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to do one push-up

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the ability to levitate

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to see through doors once they are opened.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!