The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

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the power to dance in the dark

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!