The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to die

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the power to go on this website

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!