The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!