Nihat Do?an

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to write a country song

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to break a Nokia

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to procrast ....

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!