The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

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the power to dance in the dark

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!