The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!