The power to ride a bike

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Balls.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Meatvision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!