The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!