The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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Steel kidneys

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!