The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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the power to create a meme

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to see stuff

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!