the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to not have super powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!