the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to sing but your mute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!