The power to not know your super power

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to not have a power

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to like any show

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!