The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power drown in water

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to part...hair.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the ability to lick your own anus

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!