The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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LIME

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!