The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to misspell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!