The power to become black!

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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swear words -jesse

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To call me maybe

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of christ ;)

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!