the power to smell like feet

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to divide by 0

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to walk on land.

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being black

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cry acid tears

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!