The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to bi ugly

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to be shitty

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!