The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!