The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to not finish your

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!