the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to smell whore

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!