The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to turn gold into dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!