The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to change your weight

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!